The Ethical Technologist

Watch Which Way You Punch

Unless you don't give a damn about mutual respect.

Feb 11 • Lauren

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January 2026

How to Talk to "The Other Side"

If you must.

Jan 29 • Lauren

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🌀 Polycrisis is a Thing

When the world is on fire and you forgot to buy milk

Jan 23 • Lauren

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I'm Too Tired to Think for Myself

And why I'm grateful to be told what I should see and believe

Jan 8 • Lauren

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Start 2026 Right: With Regret, Sauerkraut, and a Nasal Dilator

Why January is the Hunger Games of self-worth.

Jan 6 • Lauren

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December 2025

Plurals, Possessives, and Yuletide Panic: A Christmas Card Grammar Guide

Because nothing says "holiday spirit" like second-guessing your apostrophes.

Dec 23, 2025 • Lauren

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The 5 AI Investments Marketing Should Absolutely, Probably Make in 2026

How I stopped worrying and let my Sycophantic Bestie™ rewrite the funnel in wingdings.

Dec 10, 2025 • Lauren

More Look-At-Me Awards!

Because the only thing more humbling than being noticed, is being deeply deserving of it.

Dec 8, 2025 • Lauren

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It's Giving Tuesday (That Receipt is Tax-Deductible, Probably)

The one day a year we try to atone for capitalism with $10 to a 501(c)(3) organization.

Dec 2, 2025 • Lauren

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November 2025

Why the Machines Can't Replace Me

And other meditations from the edge of obsolescence (brought to you by AI-generated fear, a titanium toe, and a very judgmental home printer).

Nov 26, 2025 • Lauren

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How to Lose 5 Pounds in One Day (Without Joining a Cult or Pyramid Scheme)

💩 A medically supervised miracle brought to you by the American healthcare system and a gallon of lemon-lime MiraLAX slurry.

Nov 11, 2025 • Lauren

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October 2025

Standing to Sue and the Turds of Liberty

🧻 An exploration of abstract injury, Brussels sprouts, and neighborhood threats

Oct 29, 2025 • Lauren

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